Nothing 4 Nothing

Cheap Sheep

Beep...beep my car horn creaked.
In front of me a heap of sheep leaped deep in wheat.
"Keep your sheep off the street" I speaked.
"My sheep are neat" the farmer squeaked, "in a week they will become lamb meat"
"Oh no...do not do that!" I speaked for the sheep. "I will leave you money on the peak I'll buy all your meat sheep"
In the heat the farmer leaped with his sheep to the peak. He counted the money again and again by the creek.
He shouted at me "you cheap, you cheap, cheap, cheap, sheep!" as I sped away with his sheep.
I drove away with the heap of sheep that leaped to their feet, dancing in the back seat of Jeep.
"Sweet, sweet" they peeped and ate red beets.

Written by a friend :-)