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So I made a quick stop at the grocery store and stood in the "fast" 15 items or less line. I watched all the other lines moving faster than mine...why? I'll tell you why. Because the clerk on the register was a talker, she chatted with everyone...not only that she stopped to read the front page of the newspaper I was buying...and asked me questions about the news.
I needed to change a name on a utility bill...I called this company 3 months ago and was told the name change was done. Ahh, but a month later I received the bill and my name wasn't anywhere on it, called again...this time they asked me a bunch of questions, that was none of their business but if that's what it took I answered them. The 3rd month I got the bill...with only my first name on it!! Today I called to change that and of course they couldn't find my account on the computer...because it didn't have a LAST name!!! They were going around so much in circles, I got dizzy. lol