Nothing 4 Nothing

There was a fender bender on my corner this afternoon. I heard tires squeal and then a wham-bang... and a woman yell "what were you thinking!" (definitely she watches too much Dr. Phil) I looked outside and all of a sudden neighbors started streaming out of their houses to see what happened. They even came out of their swimming pools dripping wet in bathing suits. I didn't even think these people were home because their houses had that gone for the weekend look. I found the looky-lous a rather amusing lot. Kids came by on bikes and skateboards, passerbys in cars made U-turns to get a better look. All the neighbors discussed what happened as if their opinion mattered. When the police arrived over an hour later the looky-lous were tired of the excitement and had gone back to their homes. This accident wasn't even worthy of a patrol car what arrived at the scene was a "community service officer" pickup, no tow trucks were needed.
After a brief investigation the cars involved having minor damage drove away.