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Dumb California laws from www.dumblaws.com
It is a misdemeanors to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Dumb TV commercial
Crest Vivid White Night...the sleeping woman has a phony, obnoxious smile...I hate it.
Best TV commercial
Capitol One...with the turtles in the office... "when will I get my check?" the turtle is upside down on the floor struggling to get hold of the check ...I love it.
Dumb new words from the world of television
"Fresh" as in regard to tv shows "a fresh episode airs tomorrow night...."
"Event" as in forecast "Sunday we will have a rain event..."
Although these words are appropriate they sound like a lot of marlarkey to me!